Oh noooooooooooo!

School. Tomorrow. No need to say anymore.

Story of the day: We all love the Home Alone movies, right, how could you not? Well apparently the star, yes the little kid who was left home alone, was close friends with Michael Jackson. Very close friends. Obviously he is grown up now, and he is the father of Jackson's child Blanket. By the way, does anyone else think that is a extreamly strange name. Read more to get some sense out of it all. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2614985/Home-Alone-Macaulay-Culkin-is-dad-of-Blanket.html

REAL Golf

Hey everybody. This officially is my last day of summer. Tomorrow my aunt has teacher meetings and stuff, so we are going to baby sit my little cousins. Where did the summer go???

We spent today at church, Good Tymes resteraunt (one of the best resteraunts in the entire universe), and mini golfing at Kimbles. Someone asked if I liked golf at all, and I said yeah. But, unfortunately, the windmill gets me tied up all the time. If you don't get that, you would absolutely hate my sense of humor. I am very satirical (if you don't know what that means, go and look it up dummy) and I love making fun of things. As for the result of the day's work (mini golf scores) I won with an astounding score of 11!! I beat my brothers whose scores were 21 and 31!! All in all, along with a trip to Sullivans, we had a great time.

Story of the day: What a great thing to kill someone over. Two rival gangs in this school fought over a lunch seat that both groups said was in their "territory". If kids are KILLING people over stupid stuff like this, our world is becoming a horrible place. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26001995-421,00.html

Fenway Specail Moment

My aunt and uncle are amazing! Last night they took us to the red sox game. They started out the game with a moment of slience for Ted Kennedy, who died yesterday night. It was a nice thought, especailly when he threw the first pitch of the season. Some jerks decided to scream during it, which was a horrible thing to do. The strange thing is that every game that I have gone to, Big Papi has hit at least one home run. Last night was no exception when he hit two walk offs, one was a game winning one. I was at the game when he hit his first home run of the season, and I was at the game last year when he hit a grand slam.

Story of the day: If you are looking for a new home, I have found quite an interesting one for you. In New York City, there is the famous 9 and 1/2 foot house. It is now on the market for 2.75 million dollars. But hey, isn't it worth it to be able to say that you live in the narrowest house out there. Check it out. http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/08/26/9-12-foot-wide-NY-home-on-sale-for-275M/UPI-68891251324732/

Eewwwwwwwwww!!

There is a time in everyone's house owning experience that they need to empty their septic tank. For my grandmother, that time is now. We are spending much of the day inside, with ALL the windows closed waiting for the septic guys to leave. Trust me, it is a truly disgusting process. To top it all off, the people are 1 hour and 1/2 late.

We went and saw Bandslam yesterday. No offence to the movie people, but it was very high school musicalish. At least it was a better version of High School Musical, much more interesting. But hey, think of something new movie writers!!!

Oh, and vinella fraps are the best in the universe.

Story of the day: Ahhhhh!!! THE DINOSORS ARE COMING BACK!!!!
...from chickens. I know, I know, that seems unlikely. But scientists in Canada are trying to minipulate the DNA of chickens to create the anatomy of dinosors. So, if you see a dinosor walking down your street, blame the Canadians. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.60b96f71bf4ba4781f8a5d3a49a22a0e.5f1&show_article=1

Toes in the Sand, Guns in the Hand

I got back from a trip up north just a few minutes ago. It was a fun day, for the most part.

First of all, I finished my summer reading finally. It took forever to answer all the questions and even with my tiny writing it took up six full pages. It is an injustice to make us have work during the summer, much less test us on it. And while I'm complaining, they should tell us the bus routes and class lists before almost the first day of school. It's not fair to make us wait. Ok. I'm done now.

I have discovered every grown man's paradise. It is called Cabela's. (This was the guns in the hand part of the title.) It is an outdoor outfitting store, and be careful if you let any guy in there, because it will be a very long time before you will be able to get them out again. If you are ever in Maine, go check it out - along with the (Main or Maine) Dinner. That place has really good food.

Later on we went an walked on the beach a litle bit. (This is the toes in the sand part of the title.)A long ride there and back, but it is good to take a long trip every once in a while.

Story of the day: This is a day with more than one story. There was so much ridicousness today that I have to give you the choice of what you want to read.

1. African nation turns the Simpsons brown. Not kidding. http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE57K3GS20090821?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true
2. This man can't go to jail because, well, he has trees to prune. http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/08/21/Judge-unswayed-by-tree-pruning-plea/UPI-56861250885602/
3. A Cambodian village worships a cow with reptile skin. I know its weird. http://sg.news.yahoo.com/ap/20090821/tap-as-cambodia-holy-cow-d3b07b8.html
4. A man stole a painting of the Virgin Mary to pay for the abortion of a teenage girl he raped. That is just outragous. Sometimes people make me so mad. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,541682,00.html?test=latestnews

So, choose the one you want to read. I just couldn't decide by myself which one to put down.

9 MORE DAYS UNTIL SCHOOL STARTS. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Long day with hands in my mouth.

Today I spent 3 1/2 hours going from braces people (can't spell what they are called) to the dentist back to the braces people to take care of my teeth. It has been a horrible day so far. I especailly hate the dentist when they put the tray of gunk on your teeth. Hopefully I won't have to do it all in one day again, because it was torture!

Story of the day: Alright, so picture the story I'm going to tell you. You steal a car, burn rubber down the street away from the police that are chasing you. You realize there is no way out, so you jump out of the car and start to run. You look behind you to see if they are catching up and BAMMMM!!!! You slam into the telephone pole. How stupid can you be?? What a horrible way to get caught. Read the story here. http://www.lfpress.com/perl-bin/publish.cgi?x=articles&p=272782&s=hottopics

Flip flops can kill you!!!!!

Phew! I don't know how moms do it everyday. We spent the day taking care of my young cousins, and man, they really love to play... all day. I feel really bad for my aunt though, because she just had surgery today, and she is in a lot of pain. She can't even lift any of them up, which stinks for all of them. Hope you feel better!!

Story of the day: Flip flops can kill you. Ahhhh!!! All teenage girls are doomed!!! (and some guys, although, personally, I think that is weird.) There are some strange germs on there. If more girls read this article, they would all switch to sneakers, immeadiatly. Unless they didn't care that they could die. I think most girls would rather keep flip flops and die than give them up. Read this to protect yourself, it has some pretty good tips in it. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32453516/ns/today-today_health/flipflop

Beach Park

Today I helped take my little cousins Molly, Richy and Timmy to the Beach Park as we call it. Most of the time I spent with Timmy, and man, he really knows how to tire a girl out. All around he wanted to go, going up the slide and taking all the possible risks he could. Because he is just 1 1/2, he had to be watched every single second, and although fun, very tiring.

Only 16 more days 'til school starts!!! OMG!!!!

Here is the story: For the green thumbed people of the world, water your tomato plants with your pee. I know this sounds weird, but it is true. It is much better than no fertilizer, and equal to putting fertilizer on. Look here to see that I am telling the truth. http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/gardening/fertilizer-tomato-drought/

Cloths shopping done!

Everyone knows that I absolutly hate shopping. Well, finally, I am finished back to school shopping. Wahooooo!!!!! I have new sneakers, clothes, and all sorts of things like that. It is scary to think that there is only 17 more days until school starts. Hopefully it will go by as slowly as possible.

Arggg!!!! My O key is broken and it is taking me a ridiculously long time to type this thing!!

Here is the story of the day. Afghanistan just passed a law that allowed men to starve their wives if they don't do what they say. Personally, I think that is sick. Please read more so everyone can become more aware of this horrible situation. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/aug/14/afghanistan-womens-rights-rape?ntw

New Room!!

Phew!!! I have totally rearanged my room today, gone through all my clothes and cleaned everything in it. It looks great, and I have a lot more room now. Can't wait to show all you guys. It looks completely differently now.

This morning we cleaned out the garage and found these two hope chest full of my (I think) great-great-grand-aunt's jewelry. I can't even tell you how much of it there was, but it took us almost two hours to go through. Some of it was very pretty, but most of it was extremely huge and gawdy. It was really cool looking through what she spent her money on, and you could really tell her personality that showed through her jewelry.

Story of the day: A woman in China wanted to try and find her place in the record books when she creates a wedding train on her dress that was 1.2 miles long. Imagine what a pain in the neck that would be to walk around in. It must of been really heavy!!!! Here is the link if you want to read more: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5751VE20090806?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true